What's up. I'm Kevin. You can call me UWBW (I've been told it's pronounced "ubwub"). I did a song for a Homestuck album once, and I make a lot of other music too, from time to time.


Please remember that having someone agree with you does not automatically make you right.


It’s cool how everyone’s viewpoint needs to be respected, but only as long as it’s not backed up by religion.

Side note: It is, in fact, possible to not support gay rights and not be a homophobe, all at the same time. See: two gay guys I have known for years. They’ve been together for about 20 years now and, though New York allows gay marriage, they decided against it on religious reasons.

I dare you to talk shit to them.

[note: I am in full support of gay rights, but I actually listen to what the opposition says. That’s called learning, and growing as a person.]

oh man, a thing in a video game that doesn’t quite correspond to real life

better make a comic where people get mad about it

*11,183 notes*

Did you know?

College exams are the leading cause of Tumblr among young adults.

Found on Reddit just now. Top of the front page, actually.
"Oh cool," I thought to myself, "Tumblr made the front page. This one is actually pretty funny! I wonder who made it-"

Found on Reddit just now. Top of the front page, actually.

"Oh cool," I thought to myself, "Tumblr made the front page. This one is actually pretty funny! I wonder who made it-"

A Finals Poem

By the austere glow of a laptop sat
A student who studied for finals that
Over the past week had become his life
His notes caused him pain, his books caused him strife

"How will I ever get this much work done?"
He cried, though his studying had not begun
Two exams left and his willpower did go
His passion for internet began slowly to grow…

"I’ll just take a moment to check my facebook,
I doubt it would hurt to give twitter a look,
And I just know Tumblr’s all abuzz tonight!
For the next hour, maybe a study break is alright.”

And gone was the old word of books and of thought!
Through blue-backgrounds of social media he sought
To learn the joys of living vicariously
Through the words of others, he felt himself free.

He retweeted this, and then reblogged that,
and posted to Reddit a pic of his cat.
He shared and he liked and a fave’d to his blog,
With nary a thought to his work did he slog

Then he glanced at the clock and exclaimed with dismay,
"It’s become the morning! Tomorrow’s today!"
The sun had come up; he had pulled an all-nighter
No pages were written in the book of this writer

He redoubled his efforts in studying anew,
And read four whole chapters  as though they were two!
He sped through his studies and learnt the whole book
Till his eyes were strained and his hands, they shook

Half an hour to go before his next exam
And all he could do was Cram, Cram Cram!
But finally all of his thoughts did divert…
"Just one look at Facebook, that couldn’t hurt!" 

God, I love this comic. Click for full site, and go read &#8216;em all.

God, I love this comic. Click for full site, and go read ‘em all.

Tumblr you&#8217;re drunk, go home
((seriously, what the heck is this?))

Tumblr you’re drunk, go home

((seriously, what the heck is this?))


Arthur Conan Doyle was a fucking genius. GENIUS.

Type it in yourself, for fucks&#8217; sake.


Arthur Conan Doyle was a fucking genius. GENIUS.


Type it in yourself, for fucks’ sake.

(Source: deastrumquodvicis)




respect peoples’ gender pronouns or i wont respect you

If you expect people in the real world to use special made up pronouns from Tumblr, you will be left disappointed. You’re going to be extremely lonely when you enter the real world, if you carry those beliefs with you. No one is going to call you zie/thon/co.

alright cool so i take it youve never actually been anywhere in the outside world beyond your myopic little tumblr.com bubble where social justice only exists as a fun set of buzzwords for those whiny speshul snowflake 15 year olds you just cant stand to latch onto

but here’s a fun fact to mull over; there are entire, fully functioning systems of theory and practice surrounding gender, gender constructs, and sexuality that have existed for decades and the fact that youve never bothered taking your head out of your ass doesnt mean they dont exist!

like, holy damn, ive worked in offices where people use alternative pronouns, on political campaigns, in universities, been to meetings and gatherings that take place in the real, lived world, ive met and befriended people who have twice the lived experience i do who happen to use zie/hir pronouns and im going to bet they have a hell of a lot more experience being in the real world than you do

man im not even posting this because im “upset” (but seeing as how your blog is an unending stream of whining at people for being ‘offended’ and ‘oversensitive’ and derailing term #494955847372 im sure youll think otherwise) but this whole idea that queerness only exists on tumblr.com has to stop, its an idea thats perpetuated by people with absolutely infantile ideas of what queer theory actually is, people who run blogs covered in sparklee text and comic sans and who seem to think that theyre somehow the designated arbiters of what is and isnt “real life”

so basically im asking two things of you; 1. stop pretending queer theory only exists on tumblr.com and is solely the home of EDGY SPESHUL SNOWFLAKES or whatever (you don’t even have to agree with it on a fundamental level just stop repeating this fallacy) and 2. please don’t reblog my posts or interact with me because you just seem like a rude and unpleasant person who makes inane assumptions about people and really wants attention and to perpetuate unnecessary drama


Oh God this needs to stop. If I decided today that I believe, with my whole heart, that I should have been born as a dragon, and you must refer to me as “Sir Shmoop-tickler the Second, Lord of Aubergines”, Tumblr would travel to the end of the earth to defend my decision.

But the fact is, that’s fucking insane. And if you overly-competitive social justice bloggers would take the time to breathe instead of yelling, you’d realize I was a fucking idiot, regardless of whether I truly believed my story or not. 

Saying “I won’t respect anyone who does X” is just as disrespectful, perhaps moreso, than whoever is doing “X” in the first place. People who say things like what OP said up there are the reason, perhaps the biggest reason, that gender rights is still such a hotly debated issue. [Most] gay guys don’t go around punching straight people for being straight, regardless if the opposite has happened to other people. Being part of an oppressed group does not give you the right to dictate the actions of others.

(Source: prince-warp)



when people decide your text post needs their opinion

why do i see so many posts like this with reaction gifs that dont make clear what your stance on the issue actually is

when people don’t understand tumblr gifs that don’t make it clear what someone’s stance on an issue is

yo tumblr

stop reblogging pictures of grilled cheese and just fucking make some

do you have any idea how easy that shit is

just put a pan on the grill, and throw the sandwich on there

heat until eat



How to be a Tumblr Superstar (a 4-Step Guide to Stardom)

  1. Find something to hate, that everyone hates. For example, people talking in the Library. Got it? Good! Finding something everyone can relate to is half the battle.
  2. Put it into a sentence. “I hate it when there are people who talk in the library.” Fantastic! Almost done!
  3. Cut off the beginning of your sentence. “People who talk in the library” Fantastic! Great job! You’re awesome! And now for the final step…
  4. Finding a picture that shows vague dislike or sarcasm, and adding it to your picture. Like this:


Aaaaand, you’re finished! You are one post closer to making Tumblr as close to being Reddit as possible! Congratulations, your post will garner 1000+ notes, your name will be stripped from it, and your dash will be clogged forever. But remember… You’ll be famous!

A Friendly Reminder

Reblogging is not blogging.

Blogging involves the discussion of ideas, events, or people. The key thing here is that you’re not simply adding the words “OH MY GOD BECKY LOOK AT THIS OMG WHAT IS AIR” to a picture, a gif, or a movie. You’re actually talking about it.

The creation of content is what defines a blog, whether that content is art, music, or  text. 

I don’t claim to have a blog here on tumblr. I just have a collection of things that I like.